Read in the paper today:
Prisoner 'drunk on swine flu gel'
Genius.
A Dorset prison has removed anti-bacterial hand gel pumps, which contain alcohol, after an inmate reportedly got drunk on them.The gel was made available on Monday at HMP The Verne in Portland to help combat the spread of swine flu. Though i must say this is next level commitment to the worship of Dionysus, maybe way and beyond the call of duty. Jesus that stuff must taste like straight up backwater moonshine blended with bleach.
The Friday nights must just fly by.
AGENT B
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